Written for asoiaf_exchange.

Title: Gregor the Gallant
Rating: PG
Characters: Gregor, Qyburn, Cersei
Word Count: 2,127
Summary: Gregor awakens in Qyburn's dungeon suffering from Hollywood!amnesia. Crack!fic.

( Gregor )

Title: Ser Gregor's Name Day
Rating: PG
Characters: Gregor's men, Gregor
Word Count: 580
Summary: Gregor's men decide what to get their Ser for his name day. Crack!fic.

( Ser Gregor's Name Day )

For zweihand, who wanted an AU where Stannis went to the Vale instead of Robert and became BFFs with Ned.

Title: A Practical Solution
Rating: R
Pairing: Stannis/Ned
Word Count: 2,215
Summary: Teenage best friends Stannis and Ned embark on a quest to lose their virginity. AU crack!fic.

( A Practical Solution )

Blame zweihand.

Title: Boys Like Breasts
Rating: PG
Characters: Sansa, Sandor, Robert Arryn
Pairing: Sansa/Sandor
Word Count: 964
Summary: Sansa insists on bringing her cousin with her when she flees from Littlefinger, but little Robert Arryn and Sandor Clegane don't get along.

( Boys Like Breasts )

Xmas ficlet for snowbryneich.

Title: Sansa's Splendid New Family
Rating: G
Pairing: Sansa/Tywin
Word Count: 782
Summary: At a tourney for Joffrey's sixteenth name day, Sansa thinks of how lucky she is to have Tywin and Symeon.

( Sansa's Splendid New Family )

Xmas ficlet for munchkin62. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Title: Mastering The Look
Rating: G
Pairing: Sansa/Tywin
Word Count: 791
Summary: Sansa tries to learn a new skill. AU crack!fic.

( Mastering The Look )

I bring you crack!drabbles. And my new fandom wishlist and fic trading post. :D

Title:
Rating: G
Pairing: Tywin/Stannis
Word Count: 369
Summary: Inspired by this.

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Crack!smut for zweihand.

Title: High Price
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jaime/Bronn
Word Count: 598
Summary: Jaime procures Bronn's help in saving the two queens from the High Septon.

( High Price )

Title: Westeros High ( Read more... )

Title: Mother of Hosts
Rating: R
Pairing: Theon/Melisandre
Word Count: 1,061
Summary: Theon Grejoy is pregnant by Melisandre. 100% crack!fic, with mpreg.
Note: For goluxexmachina.

( Mother of Hosts )